![]() “No matter how smooth your delivery is, it’s just one tiny piece of the much larger conversational puzzle. Why not try out some of these stupid pick up lines and let us know what you think in the comments section below.With this in mind, Anderson says that the best pickup lines are the ones that feel authentic to you and the situation. ![]() I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U! Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.ĥ0. Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.Ĥ9. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?Ĥ8. Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.Ĥ7. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.Ĥ6. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?Ĥ5. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.Ĥ4. You’ve been running through my mind all day.Ĥ3. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreamsĤ1. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!Ĥ0. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!ģ9. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’ģ8. I seem to have lost my number-can I have yours?ģ7. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.ģ6. ![]() I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayersģ5. Your hand looks heavy-can I hold it for you?ģ4. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?ģ3. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?ģ1. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My armsģ0. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.Ģ9. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!Ģ8. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.Ģ7. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.Ģ6. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.Ģ5. Do you believe in love at first sight-or should I walk by again?Ģ4. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.Ģ3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.Ģ2. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?Ģ1. ![]() Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!Ģ0. If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-appleġ9. Are you French? Because Ei ffel for you.ġ8. I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.ġ7. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?ġ6. Can you take o ff your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?ġ5. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!ġ4. Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.ġ3. ![]() If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fineġ2. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?ġ1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.ĩ. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.Ĩ. Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!ħ. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute oneĦ. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!ĥ. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!ģ. Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.Ģ. Here is a list of the top 50 worst pick-up lines: from the hilarious to the downright cringe-worthy! You’ll definitely be sure to make a memorable first impression if you use these terrible pick up lines and if you have the confidence to actually use them, go for it!ġ. But, in today’s time, do they ever really work? They’ve certainly come a long way from the literary works of the 15th century! They’re an art form as old as time, dating back to the renaissance era where men would write love poems as a way to “woo” potential lovers. In fact, some can be so bad that they’re even almost good. I think we all agree that they aren’t the most charming thing in the world, but they sure are funny. ![]()
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